one walked around naked the whole time, as far as I
saw. However, I myself stripped and put on two
sandwich boards -- poster boards -- and walked
around advertising this page on my website.
First I took off my shirt. That wasn't
controversial; about 1/3 of the guys were half
naked, anyway. Then I put the boards over my head.
Then I pulled down my pants.
Once they were visible beneath the bottom of the
board, I attracted attention. For about 90 minutes,
I kept up a chatter. "Hey, has anybody got a DICK
around here?" I'd shout. "Show me your dick and
I'll pay you a dollar!"
Note: The boy in the photo
above did not hear any of this; I shut up when kids
"Your dick for a dollar! Your dick for a
dollar!" Soon I was hoarse, but I didn't care. I
was serving you, the
faithful and wonderful readers of the Prickstown
Penis-Examiner. A small price to pay for you to be
able to examine penises, eh, wot?
So what happened? Well, you know the way people
are today -- just pretend you don't notice the
weirdo and move on. Shake your head no and look
straight ahead. Sound familiar?